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Girls, Girls, Girls

Sunday night. Hollywood. Falcon. The weekly showing of Showtime's The L Word. The gaggle of girls who like girls, some hot, some in late 90s long leather jackets, were joined by L Word stars Leisha Hailey and Kate Moennig. Not so much stars, but rather suns of the girl on girl universe. Also roaming the crowd was Pink. Who looks and acts totally gay, but is totally married. To a guy. Corey Something.

Snack Attack: The Premiere

This weekend - Mario Lopez, better known as AC Slater from the never funny, cult TV shitcom, Saved By the Bell was at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas. The Dancing With the 'Stars' runner-up spied a cute non-celeb gyrating on the dance floor and had two of his minyans call for the girl to come gyrate at his side. The girl came and was immediately offered hotel room romps, Grey Goose cranberry mixers, and sweet pecks of love from a delusional C-lister thinking he was anything but a dimple-faced dancing reality star. When the girl tired of his free booze, she left and was bombarded with his desperate text messages for the remainder of the evening.